Anyway, on to the many happy and nice things.
It's been a long time since I last wrote and in that time something remarkable has happened. I too, like so many other disillusioned youths, have discovered that Taylor Swift has lied to us. 22 has not been one non-stop party with quirky sunglasses, I am not feeling confused and free in the best way, nor am I going to drink instead of sleep - soz Taylor I have to get up at 7.30. My brief venture into being 22 has featured much more complaining about the Spanish bureaucracy, working out how many cafe con leches I can drink without having a heart attack and choosing to stay in and watch the History Boys.
We stayed at the Parador which was unbelievably beautiful. There was also some kind of mushroom conference going on at the same time.... we didn't ask.
All in all a rather lovely birthday which also featured trips to Sparkly Bar, a meal at the actual Tierra Astur restaurant - which in turn featured 3 bottles of Albarino - a care package of Scottish goodies and the best present ever: A Real Oviedo scarf!
My five-year olds also sang Happy Birthday to me - that was kinda cute.
Liv's visit also provided ample opportunity for being touristy around Oviedo and in Gijon.
We decided to take a walk along the front. Holly took on a wave. The wave, decidedly, won.
Had a wonderful time showing Oviedo off to a big-city, turned small-Galician-town girl like Olivia. Looking forward to a trip to Ourense soon (but not the 6 hour bus journey).
Last week I visited Alfonso II with Holly. I went with her to a 3rd year class that was once my 1st year class - it was very bizarre. They all look both older and the same age. When asked if they had any questions for me the first was, as always, "Do you have a boyfriend?" Never did I think I would be defending my love life to a classroom of thirteen year olds.
This weekend was the long awaited ballet trip! The Russian National Ballet doing Sleeping Beauty in Teatro Campoamor. The performance was amazing, really enjoyable.
But (you knew there was a "but") as anyone who has spent more than two seconds in a theatre with me knows, I am going to write a manifesto about how to behave whilst part of an audience, clearly this manifesto will have to come with a Spanish translation. Mobile phones on during the show, attempts to take pictures, sitting in the wrong seats (although as the seat-system entirely befuddled me I might let that one slide this time) leaning forward so those behind can't see. I could go on...
As I said, the ballet was really good. Definitely enjoyed the use of wigs.
Apart from all of this I've also managed to spend more of my wages in Zara, had a very successful Chinese takeaway and gone on an extended pub-crawl around Gijon culminating in queuing for the midnight bus back to Oviedo for over an hour.
(Take that Taylor!)
Soon to come, Barcelona this weekend, which has crept up on me so fast that I'm not even sure what handbag I'm taking with me! Shortly after that the flat will be getting a Christmas makeover complete with tree. And then OH MY GOD KERENSA IS HERE. And then, it's practically time to come home for Christmas.
Pre-Christmas I'm babysitting a certain cat who hasn't been feeling very well recently. (she had a cone, even I was sympathetic.) Everyone feel sorry for Messi.